Many commentators on the Movement site use a false email address lest their often slanderous, sometimes homophobic and always vilifying comments come back to haunt them in the form of a public disclosure. It’s their right, but, as we have a bunch of product to give away every month for the best comments, it does make it a little difficult to reward people.

This month we’re chasing one more man who chose the cowards path, but did it with enough style to warrant our rewards. His name is Bort. We have no idea who he is or where he’s from but we imagine he looks a little something like this…

Bort wins a pair of new model Vipers for the following erudite piece of social commentary. To claim them, Bort, you need to email us at info@movementmag.com with the fake email address you entered when posting. Here's Bort:

Posted by: bort

31-Jul-2009 06:10 PM            IF IT'S NOT ON THE BIG SCREEN IT DIDN'T HAPPEN FOOLS! BIG FAST CRAZY RIDING THAT MAKES ALL NOOBS OUT THEIR SHIT THEMSELVES AND BE AMAZED!!!... But this doesnt normally happen in a comp. So to keep us interested ad: CRAZY MUTHA FUCKERS WHO LIVE AND DIE BY THE SWORD, WHO SHOW OFF IN FRONT OF A CAMERA, LOOSE, WIN, EXPLORE, GET FUCKED UP, GO TO BUDHA, JOKE, TOKE, AND GO FOR BROKE... a diverse, passionate, cultural blend that makes up the population that are Bodyboarders. The fucking underground! A loose bunch of characters that intregue. Cheerish difference because your the fucking same. Lame ...AND HEAPS OF HOT SEXY LADIES AND DUDES TO KEEP US ERECT. NO MORE PINK GAY TIGHT METRO TSHIRTS PLEASE!!! Just tanned six packs, big smiles, big fingers, nice titties and arses. PARTIES! GOOD FRIENDS ACCROSS THE WORLD. A sport that isn't competitive, it's a lifestyle that brings people together! A stereotypical demographic I think not. FROM TOUGH CUNTS GOING FOR IT TO NERDS PAINTING THEIR SKILLS ACCROSS THE FACE OF THE WAVE!. Bodyboarders are as diverse and intersting. If the media cannot convey that, then the sport will sink. is that objectively subjective enough for ya? COMPS SUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!